why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long
why is the word ‘long’ so short
why is the word ‘short’ longer than ‘long’
why is ‘hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia’ the fear of long words
why are my feet size 11
i really wanna know why your feet are size 11
how did this happen
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
